With all the beef going down in Top Madden you’d think we were sponsoring a Chik-fil-A commercial. Between The Warren suspension controversy, the Troy and Blue beef, the Troy and G$ beef, the short lived Lance/Cory bear saga, The Pest salt from shitty internet… Some members must be close to reaching their breaking point…Thus, Davey and I decided to analyze what would be the final straw for each member and ultimately forced them to quit Top Madden.
Pest: He has to play another game on hotel WIFI.
Lance: He has another kid.
Willie: 2k20 was given a game score of 7.5 or better.
Gridiron: He gets dropped to 17 in the power rankings.
Flex: four verts is taken out of every playbook.
Arlen: arrested for conspiracy to cover up vaccines do actually cause autism.
Allen B: we find out he was catfished by someone pretending to be Dez.
Jordan: Gets hired to play harry potter on an off broadway play.
Davey: No one replies “Hi Davey”
Isaias: SML actually becomes a good league to play in.
Troy: We stop caring about his youth football team.
Boom: Obama comes to take his guns.
Derek: He picks up a 2nd job…at GameStop.
Slim: we prove he is really just Donny’s alt.
Ty: dog pics are banned.
Cory: Ty leaves.
P-Town: He joins the Army.
Woat: Starbucks changes it’s hours to open 24/7.
KmcD: You have to post at least one message a day in genchat.
Seran: Got coded into an actual box.
Nano: his new gf refuses to blow him during games.
Gmoney: Troy becomes a CM
Shrimp: Membership to the league requires a resume.
Donny: contracts measles.
Steele: There is a world wide shortage on pomade.
Tony: earth is revealed to be round.
Blue: madden can only be purchased by 18+
Mindfire: They stop producing money plays on YouTube.
Kyle: Season 1passes.
Danny: the word cap becomes banned in chat.
Fin: Someone who loves to argue as much as he does joins the chat.
Warren: he runs out of hot neighbors to tell us about.