• A Bush in the White House
  • A super bowl in Madden
  • More than 2 guys watching his stream
  • A pet rabbit that was alive for more than 48 hours
  • The winning side of an argument
  • Carson Palmer being successful
  • A well kempt beard
  • The bone on a chicken wing
  • Also the losing side of an argument, since any argument he’s in lasts 10 years
  • Any recognition for helping in that car crash (probably made up story)
  • Those other 3 wins to bring him to 14
  • A thumbs up emjoi on his comment
  • A new message notification from JD
  • A new hire letter, unless he checked his brother’s email.

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